ALASKA gals wear their Extratufs
like they just stepped off a herring seiner.
High-stylin' ladies acting like their feet don’t stink
Cause Their brown boots ain’t never seen dogshit or fish guts.
Rowdy gals sportin' their Extratufs
out on the town
Dancing to the music with their tops
Brown boot tops that is.
Giddy city girls on the beach
saying their wedding vows
Wearing Extratufs like they just went fishing and landed a big one.
Mountain women in Extratufs and yoga pants
Laborers in Extratufs and overalls
Teenage girls in Extratufs and shredded jeans
Food service workers in Extratufs and aprons
They're all being woodsy in their Brown rubber boots.
But them Extratufs,
They can’t take ‘em OFF
You know why
Cause they may be cute lookin' all Gucci.
but them sweaty stinky feet get me feeling all pukey.